A feeling of impatience caused by a strong desire to be with the person that you truly love.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
Stuart wanted to be with Susie so badly, his implipping drove him to turn his life upside down just so that he could with her.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 12, 2022
A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.
by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
A gold digger with a penchant for tugging unceremoniously on the penis of a nervous English gentleman she picked up at an airport. As the tuggee, he now visits her regularly and together they spend time in the largest cave in Northern Ireland.
Tugger Robinson watched him undress through the clear glass toilet door, her hands sweaty and clenched, ready for the tug. This had not been what the Discovery Channel film crew were expecting when they signed up to do a one off Australian Gold Hunters Irish special. Losses were later recouped through adding a chicka-wow-wow sound track and uploading the video (misappropriated as nugget porn) to the internet.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
When completing the application form, Stuart was surprised to see only 'Male' and 'Female' sexualities. Stuarts obsession for one particular Susie made him a self-confessed Susiesexual.
by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
An artificial substitute for a penis that features a vibrating shaft, heated tip and a most desirable thrusting action. "It was 4am, I was tired and I was horny!" she exclaimed in defence of her new purchase! A look of bemusement appeared on her lover's face as he opened the box. The Chinese webpage did not reflect the product's colour well in the images it presented and nor did it give colour options, allegedly.
Susie thought she was buying a Dylan, but in fact she received a Jamal. She went black and this time she did not send it back.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
In any long distance relationship between lovers and following an evening of intimate chat, "let's sleep" signifies an intention to rest that is quickly overtaken by an act of intense masturbation.
Susie sent Stuart an intimate selfie from her bed. They wanted one another intensely, but it was late and they were miles apart. Knowing they both had work the next day, she encouraged him to rest saying let's sleep. A state of fluzziness ensued and moments later both Stuart and Susie were masturbating furiously such was their carnal desire for one another.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 11, 2022