34 definitions by Sharkey & Bubbles
To perform a Durty Nelly take your man’s penis into your mouth and begin by simply bobbing your head up and down, pleasuring the......... tip and shaft........ GULP hold the base of the shaft......... circular side-to-side motion FUCK mouth......... and
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023
If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022
To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 16, 2022
A compound word that describes a future journey that recognises the similarities between dreaming and planning to achieve a mutually desired outcome.
It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.
When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.
When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
Whereas Susie prefers to establish a fixed plan as to how she will eventually meet Stuart, he endeavours to make his dreams of meeting Susie come true. Together they dream planned their future that was their destiny.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 5, 2022
A word that came about due to a mishearing of the lyrics of the hit song Love of the Common People by popular recording artist Paul Young.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
Neither Stuart nor Susie really liked the term soulmate, but Susie really was Stuarts dream liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 20, 2022