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gasoline thats made purely of alcohol; idiot
"You're such a gasohol, you idiot."
gasohol by Jared White October 20, 2002
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A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)
The driver of that Hummer is a Gashole!!!
gashole by RickHard July 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2005

gasshole 

Those who cut throug a gas station driveway to avoid a red light.
gasshole by George Manix April 5, 2006

Gasshole 

The asshole that cuts you off to get the last pump at the gas station.
When you're pulling into the last available pump and some prick driving a blue ford focus cuts you off and you are left to wait until a pump clears up. "What a GASSHOLE!!!"
Gasshole by GingerH8r October 8, 2008
1. A person who doesn't pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.

2. Also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. Move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!

2. That gas-hole is inside buying coffee and I can't access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
gashole by cindy whatever September 1, 2005

self-gasoholic 

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.
self-gasoholic by Jake November 8, 2003
A person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. Can usually be seen driving a white Ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, Texas plates and "bull balls" hanging from the hitch.
I tried to get McDonald's breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!

My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!

I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!

Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!
Gashole by OptionVBC April 25, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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