garfuckel

to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives

Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!

garfuckel by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

garfunkeled 

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

garfunkeled by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003

Garfunkling 

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).

Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.

Garfunkling by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009