Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

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garfunkeled

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003

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Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 01, 2009

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Garfunkel

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

by englishhhh December 28, 2005

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Garfunkel

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

by VAKI5 May 07, 2005

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