17 definitions by homer simpson

beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by homer simpson June 15, 2003

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by homer simpson June 15, 2003

Moofasa

Some lion that dies in lion king, cuz he's sweet.

Moofasa is a lion.

by homer simpson March 18, 2003

DJKMAC

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

by homer simpson May 28, 2004

horny

Obsessive thoughts about getting some.

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

by homer simpson April 25, 2003

fukalots

Family of friends.

the Sir FukaLots.

by homer simpson October 15, 2003

hair

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

by homer simpson June 8, 2003