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gadillion

A really really really big f***ing number. Like huge. The biggest number of all time. It also means a LOT. (NOT a real number)
Steve: Bro, I had to redo the stats problem like a gadillion times.

insert other dude bro name here: Me too! I almost died.
by Dath Spader October 5, 2020
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Godzillion

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016
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badillion

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.
How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.
by jtommyh April 23, 2021
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Grillion

A conversation after Stebo burnt Sids pants
Sidney: "You owe me 40 grillion dollars for my pants"
Stebo: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by Ya Boy Mike June 9, 2018
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Gorillion

-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?
by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020
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Gillion Tidestrider

Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter for Gillian and the Tidestriders, Paramount Champion, Slayer of Evil, Definistrator of the Adulterers, Horse Tamer, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Fish, Dirt Eater, Beater of Ass, Eater of Grass, Fishie. (As of March 2022.)
A great hero played by Charlie Slimecicle on the DnD podcast Just Roll With It.
My favorite Riptide Pirate is Gillion Tidestrider.
by Jasonthefricker March 7, 2022
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Gazillion Dollar Bet

One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.

Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.

In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.

Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.

In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.

Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
by Husuf March 26, 2010
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