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Garillion
An absurdly large (fake) number, similar to "gazillion." Used to emphasize large quantities of things while adding a humorous edge to one's sentence.
"We should check out the new pizza place, everyone is raving about it on IG!"
"Hell no, that shit probably costs a garillion."
or
"How long until *person* gets back?"
"Ehh, 10 garillion seconds, give or take."
"Hell no, that shit probably costs a garillion."
or
"How long until *person* gets back?"
"Ehh, 10 garillion seconds, give or take."
Garillion by Squilliam III May 21, 2024
Related Words
Garillion • Gazillion • Gorillion • gabillion • grillion • grillionaire • Marillion • Gabillionaire • gagillion • gorillionaire
grilling the salmon
1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010
Grillion
A conversation after Stebo burnt Sids pants
Sidney: "You owe me 40 grillion dollars for my pants"
Stebo: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Sidney: "You owe me 40 grillion dollars for my pants"
Stebo: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Grillion by Ya Boy Mike June 9, 2018
Gorillion
-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?
Gorillion by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020
Gillion Tidestrider
Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter for Gillian and the Tidestriders, Paramount Champion, Slayer of Evil, Definistrator of the Adulterers, Horse Tamer, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Fish, Dirt Eater, Beater of Ass, Eater of Grass, Fishie. (As of March 2022.)
A great hero played by Charlie Slimecicle on the DnD podcast Just Roll With It.
A great hero played by Charlie Slimecicle on the DnD podcast Just Roll With It.
Gillion Tidestrider by Jasonthefricker March 7, 2022
Gazillion Dollar Bet
One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.
Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.
Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.
In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.
Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.
In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.
Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.
In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.
Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.
In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.
Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
Gazillion Dollar Bet by Husuf March 26, 2010
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