Gagillionare

A person who has a Gagillion dollars ($US) or could have had a Gagillion dollars had they not thrown away thousands of AOL 1.0 5 1/2 Disk Floopy Diskettes.

Dash could have been a Gagillionare, but threw away his AOL 1.0 Diskettes like a noob.

by Jordan Butters February 21, 2008

gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.

The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.

by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008

Gajillionaire

Someone who has gobs and gobs of money, who will donate their money to nonprofits and then date the women who work there.

I am going to form a gajillionaire club...like a millionaire club but for people with more money.

by Kanelle Sam July 6, 2010

Magillionare

A cross between a magician and a millionare

OMG lance burton is the richest magillionare in history

by EllyseP January 27, 2008

Gabillionaire

Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.

That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.

by ReReReRe March 19, 2009

Gabillionaire

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.

1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.

by calubflower April 1, 2009