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Gadzillion

The number 50 times a zillion. Derived from professional NBA player, Dan Gadzuric's #50 jersey on the Milwaukee Bucks.
The Bucks have wasted at least a gadzillion dollars this season.

If I only had a gadzillion dollars, I could get up out of this piece!
by daniellepoo February 15, 2009
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Godzillion

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016
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Gazillion Dollar Bet

One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.

Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.

In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.

Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.

In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.

Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
by Husuf March 26, 2010
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gazillion

Man, if only I had like, a gazillion dollars!
by AshuraZro January 25, 2005
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Gajillion

A large, undefined number. Could refer to several, or a massive amount. Used in extreme over-exaggeration for humorous or emphatic purposes
Me: there's like a gajillion stars, we're so infintesimal.
Friend: dude, infintesimal isn't a word
Me: yuh huh. *nods*
Friend: STFU and pass the pipe PLZTHX
by aerodrown September 11, 2005
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gabillion

A number so immense that it cannot be comprehended with the human mind. So large that the word large doesn't begin to describe it. (Neither does huge, or gigantic. fyi)
No I won't lend you any more money from crack, you already owe me like a gabillion dollars.
by Senor Sabado April 7, 2005
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gazillion

An imaginary number used to emphasize the vastness of something.
China has a gazillion people.


I have a gazillion dollars etc.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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