furmometer 

an innate gut feeling utilized by furries to identify other furries in public, usually by observing a specific pattern of speech or behavior; very similar to the “gaydar” popularized in the lgbtq+ community.

as soon as he told me he played vrchat, the furmometer was going off.

furmometer by CrispitySmuggity December 19, 2024

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

Femmometer 

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.

Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.

Femmometer by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010

funometer 

a scale or measurement used to measure how much fun one's having or had. zeero being no fun and splendid being the most fun ever.

OMG!! bro! we so much fun yesterday the funometer needle was reading Splendid

funometer by otinga April 9, 2010

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Fuglometer 

A device for measuring Fugliness. Measures in Fuglitons and SI/m3 (Suicide intent per metre cubed)

"Hey Mark is that a Fuglometer there?" Answer "No why?" "Well you know we could use something to start conversation and we are in a pretty icky part of town."

Fuglometer by gnujunkie December 18, 2011

funkometer 

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

funkometer by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003