funometer

a scale or measurement used to measure how much fun one's having or had. zeero being no fun and splendid being the most fun ever.

OMG!! bro! we so much fun yesterday the funometer needle was reading Splendid

by otinga April 9, 2010

Fagometer

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Fuglometer

A device for measuring Fugliness. Measures in Fuglitons and SI/m3 (Suicide intent per metre cubed)

"Hey Mark is that a Fuglometer there?" Answer "No why?" "Well you know we could use something to start conversation and we are in a pretty icky part of town."

by gnujunkie December 18, 2011

Fagometer

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.

I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.

by KIutchy November 29, 2009

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003