fuckometer
A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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fucktometer
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.
Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009
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fuckometer • fucktometer • funkometer • Fuck Meter • fuckoffter • Fuckopter • Fuglometer • furmometer • suckometer • fun-o-meter
Fuglometer
"Hey Mark is that a Fuglometer there?" Answer "No why?" "Well you know we could use something to start conversation and we are in a pretty icky part of town."
Fuglometer by gnujunkie December 18, 2011
suckometer
A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.
suckometer by annieoakley April 16, 2010
funkometer
n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.
When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.
funkometer by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003
fuckoffter
fuckoffter by YamaWe February 19, 2017
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