Poag

A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.

Shut the fuck up Salazar, you fucking poag!

by The Penguin Incarnate June 08, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 08, 2003

cosmixmaster

Apostle of Ditka

Cosmixmaster killed a couple of Saints fans for their sins agaisnt God and man.

by The Penguin Incarnate July 25, 2003

punjabber

n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.

Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 14, 2003

Bruce Campbell

The Man, the Mystery, the Chin. The greatest hero of all time.

Bruce Campbell single handedly destroyed the Deadites on several occasions and there by saved mankind.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003

Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003