Definitions by CrispitySmuggity

glaze

verb: to outwardly praise or swoon over, usually overly so; to suck up to.

All Caleb does all day is glaze this new series on Netflix; he says it’s the best show he’s ever watched, but me and all my other friends agree that it’s pretty mid.

glaze by CrispitySmuggity December 18, 2025

furmometer 

an innate gut feeling utilized by furries to identify other furries in public, usually by observing a specific pattern of speech or behavior; very similar to the “gaydar” popularized in the lgbtq+ community.

as soon as he told me he played vrchat, the furmometer was going off.

furmometer by CrispitySmuggity December 19, 2024

unsalted saltine 

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

unsalted saltine by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024