unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024
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furmometer

an innate gut feeling utilized by furries to identify other furries in public, usually by observing a specific pattern of speech or behavior; very similar to the “gaydar” popularized in the lgbtq+ community.
as soon as he told me he played vrchat, the furmometer was going off.
by CrispitySmuggity December 19, 2024
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