CrispitySmuggity's definitions

furmometer

an innate gut feeling utilized by furries to identify other furries in public, usually by observing a specific pattern of speech or behavior; very similar to the “gaydar” popularized in the lgbtq+ community.

as soon as he told me he played vrchat, the furmometer was going off.

by CrispitySmuggity December 19, 2024

glaze

verb: to outwardly praise or swoon over, usually overly so; to suck up to.

All Caleb does all day is glaze this new series on Netflix; he says it’s the best show he’s ever watched, but me and all my other friends agree that it’s pretty mid.

by CrispitySmuggity December 18, 2025

unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024