Femmometer 

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.

Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.

Femmometer by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010

femtometer 

Small partial not able to be seen by the bare eye . Sometimes can be used to insult a woman or her knowledge . A man may call a women this to make it seem he dosent care about her.

I don’t care if you exist or not . It does not matter to me. I can’t even see miss femtometer.

femtometer by Kandikane April 23, 2018

femmeterrupting 

When a dumb bitch interrupt you, a MAN, and says some stupid nonsense bullshit. Fuck hoes.

This stupid bitch started femmeterrupting me while I was trying to get her to suck my dick, got mad I asked if she was a cum dumpster.

femmeterrupting by bleken October 26, 2016

furmometer 

an innate gut feeling utilized by furries to identify other furries in public, usually by observing a specific pattern of speech or behavior; very similar to the “gaydar” popularized in the lgbtq+ community.

as soon as he told me he played vrchat, the furmometer was going off.

furmometer by CrispitySmuggity December 19, 2024