funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009

funometer

a scale or measurement used to measure how much fun one's having or had. zeero being no fun and splendid being the most fun ever.

OMG!! bro! we so much fun yesterday the funometer needle was reading Splendid

by otinga April 9, 2010

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Fuglometer

A device for measuring Fugliness. Measures in Fuglitons and SI/m3 (Suicide intent per metre cubed)

"Hey Mark is that a Fuglometer there?" Answer "No why?" "Well you know we could use something to start conversation and we are in a pretty icky part of town."

by gnujunkie December 18, 2011

Anal Funkmeyer

A name similar to an asshole that you can call your friends.

Dude you’re such a fucking anal funkmeyer.

by Gibster_23 March 28, 2023

furmometer

an innate gut feeling utilized by furries to identify other furries in public, usually by observing a specific pattern of speech or behavior; very similar to the “gaydar” popularized in the lgbtq+ community.

as soon as he told me he played vrchat, the furmometer was going off.

by CrispitySmuggity December 19, 2024