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To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

flaster by Rko August 21, 2015

Words you can keep

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

Related Words

flastered • flaster • flaster-like • flasterbag • Flasterbate • Flasterbation • Flastering • Flasternate • Parker Flaster • flanter

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

Parker Flaster by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Love flustered

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"

" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody

Love flustered by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019

Flusterfuss

One who is easily flustered, to the point of absurd flamboyancy.

stranger-"Hello, Gary!"

gary-"Ohh! Oh! Me-oh-my-oh gee!"
(Said whilst flapping hands about by the wrist-joint)

Gary is a flusterfuss.

Flusterfuss by Johhny The Biggest Boi October 11, 2011

Flatterfotze

A german word do describe a very loose vagina.

Alter, gestern Abend die hatte eine richtig krasse Flatterfotze

Flatterfotze by Catch2425 June 12, 2019

Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.

Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!

Move Faster Pokey!!!!! by pbudp January 15, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026