flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

Flastered

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear

I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.

by Vaginiti5 December 05, 2020

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Flastered

A mix between the word flabbergasted and flustered

The human was flastered at that abdominal sentence.

by Mtvebey May 08, 2024