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to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

Flasternate by RealXp February 23, 2025

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fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

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Flasternate • Flasterbate • flusternated • fasterbate • Flusterated • Flusterbate • Flasturbate • Flusterbated • Fastergated • Flabbernated

flusterated

A combination of flustered and frustrated.

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!

flusterated by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

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flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

flusterbate by ios37 October 17, 2011

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Flabbernated

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

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Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

Flusterbate by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

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Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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