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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Fanatic lifestyle

A lifestyle that tries to duplicate/replicate a fantasy down to the tiniest details. Whether its clothing, hairstyle, lifestyle, food, personality quirks, etc etc. Its a very extreme dillusion. If Your concerned that you are one or living that way, dont worry... your concern shows your not one. A person living this life style cannot discern real life and reality.

A example is a anime fan who eats, sleeps, breath the lifestyle of zeon soldier.
David, a person who chose the fanatic lifestyle, sat at his table in his apartment that was modeled like a starships cafeteria
by Theamazinggeek March 29, 2018
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Puma trap

*to be avoided.

1) A single party full of cougars. usually a clever trap set by a cougar or several cougars all hoping to ensare the young men of an area.

2) a cougar isolated her prey in her home.

for reference Please see the following movies : "The graduate", and "Behaving Badly"

The second definition will apply when the cougar is about to "attack" her sons best friend
and after the woman sent her son jake to the store. joe his best friend realized he has been set up for a puma trap.
by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015
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Play cub

A young playboy who targets and plays the market of cougars.
Theres the play cub smelling out some rich cougar
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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uxoremphobia

(Fear of wife) a fear of what you wife will say or do if you get outa line
jake: whats wrong with kyle hes scared stiff
joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Hot mama

The sexy look and body type that says "im a mom" or "ive been a mom". A lady who has the extra baby fat but it moved to all the right places. The ample breasts, the hips that won't stop. She may be shy, call it cottage cheese thighs and an extra jiggle in her stomache but we call it sexy.

Every day they pass you on the street. every guys eyes go straight to them as they strut. sadly alot have a rings, but there are alot of single ones too.
" Haw (gasp) hum (gasp)" is all the guy could get out as the hot mama strut by him. His heart and mind was instantly melted in a flash.
by Theamazinggeek June 9, 2018
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the preper

The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.
Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack
by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015
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