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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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eeyore syndrome

A mental condition coined after the mood of A. A. Milne.

This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:

*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.

Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox

Note: not to be confused with emo.
Jacob suffers from eeyore syndrome and forever he'll be a down bringer of our group.
by Theamazinggeek December 18, 2018
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FEMA

Quick FEMA us up, We need all the help we can get to build this thing
by Theamazinggeek June 2, 2018
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Fanatic lifestyle

A lifestyle that tries to duplicate/replicate a fantasy down to the tiniest details. Whether its clothing, hairstyle, lifestyle, food, personality quirks, etc etc. Its a very extreme dillusion. If Your concerned that you are one or living that way, dont worry... your concern shows your not one. A person living this life style cannot discern real life and reality.

A example is a anime fan who eats, sleeps, breath the lifestyle of zeon soldier.
David, a person who chose the fanatic lifestyle, sat at his table in his apartment that was modeled like a starships cafeteria
by Theamazinggeek March 29, 2018
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Puma trap

*to be avoided.

1) A single party full of cougars. usually a clever trap set by a cougar or several cougars all hoping to ensare the young men of an area.

2) a cougar isolated her prey in her home.

for reference Please see the following movies : "The graduate", and "Behaving Badly"

The second definition will apply when the cougar is about to "attack" her sons best friend
and after the woman sent her son jake to the store. joe his best friend realized he has been set up for a puma trap.
by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015
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Play cub

A young playboy who targets and plays the market of cougars.
Theres the play cub smelling out some rich cougar
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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Pride

a group of lioness (cougar-like) women who won't mind sharing the same guy for a night or so. Funny to note a pride will do everything together so if your a male make sure you have a mile rewards credit card.
Dude (mike Meyers voice): wow thats a pride of lionesses for ya. look as the alpha female, some call, the "party planner" searches though the males for "prime meat" to be "eaten" later.
by Theamazinggeek February 1, 2015
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