Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.

Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.

by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025

Flastered

A mix between the word flabbergasted and flustered

The human was flastered at that abdominal sentence.

by Mtvebey May 8, 2024

Flastered

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear

I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.

by Vaginiti5 December 5, 2020