Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

frusterbate 

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

frusterbate by running out of patience May 2, 2009

fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

flaturbate 

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

fasturbate 

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

fanterbate 

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

fanterbate by genmay June 8, 2004