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Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.
by Juice-box May 31, 2014
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Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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Flastered

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear
I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.
by Vaginiti5 December 5, 2020
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Flastered

A mix between the word flabbergasted and flustered
The human was flastered at that abdominal sentence.
by Mtvebey May 8, 2024
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Flastered

Bro was Flastered my dude
by Mtvebey May 8, 2024
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Love flustered

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"
" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody
by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019
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Flustered

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”
by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022
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