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fasturbation 

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.
Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.
Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007

Fasturbation 

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...
Fasturbation by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

Flashsterbation 

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.
ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.
Flashsterbation by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.
He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating
Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008