The act of using any *nix, including Unix,
Linux, BSD, and other great works of
art, to fap to your heart's content, knowing that it is impossible for the web browser to "infect" your
computer with a Virus.
10
IQ porn addict: I use a fapindowton to fap because Microsoft makes the best products and Windows 10 is the best.
80 IQ porn addict: I use a fapintosh to fap so I don'
t get viruses and so that only Apple tracks my fetish habits.
110 IQ porn addict: I created a fapinux distro to optimize and automate fapping in my workflow. It is based on Talis
Linux, and uses the TOR network for
porn browsing, but I added init scripts to automatically pull up
random porn websites and use facial recognition to select
random pictures and videos of specific desired pornstars. I posted it to Github and Sourceforge to assist fellow fappers and promote the sanctity and holiness of the open-source movement. Now, every
time I need dopamine, I just boot into fapinux and get busy in under 25 seconds. Who can say they have a more optimized workflow? Hmm? All those who dare to challenge me shall kneel before their lord, and likewise, I shall kneel before my lord, Richard Stallman.
