FapiX 

When a girl jerks off a guy while he rubs her vagina. The reason why it is called FapiX is because when they sit on a couch and FapiX, their arms cross, thus creating an X.

K: Hey, you know what's hot?
M: You?
K: Other than me?
M: ..... (weird face !@#$)
K: When them couples do fapiX

FapiX by Keremanda December 28, 2011

Fapi Papi

A man, (usually obese) that has a very large booty compared to other man, he is usually called thicc and is kinda sus.

Mannnn look at how thicc Fapi Papi is!

Fapi Papi by Choupito September 16, 2020

Fapiana 

The act of pleasuring oneself.

Derives from the word 'fap' and the female name Fabiana.

"Sorry I'm late, I was having a fapiana"

Fapiana by knutsmasher October 15, 2021

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapinux 

The act of using any *nix, including Unix, Linux, BSD, and other great works of art, to fap to your heart's content, knowing that it is impossible for the web browser to "infect" your computer with a Virus.

10 IQ porn addict: I use a fapindowton to fap because Microsoft makes the best products and Windows 10 is the best.
80 IQ porn addict: I use a fapintosh to fap so I don't get viruses and so that only Apple tracks my fetish habits.
110 IQ porn addict: I created a fapinux distro to optimize and automate fapping in my workflow. It is based on Talis Linux, and uses the TOR network for porn browsing, but I added init scripts to automatically pull up random porn websites and use facial recognition to select random pictures and videos of specific desired pornstars. I posted it to Github and Sourceforge to assist fellow fappers and promote the sanctity and holiness of the open-source movement. Now, every time I need dopamine, I just boot into fapinux and get busy in under 25 seconds. Who can say they have a more optimized workflow? Hmm? All those who dare to challenge me shall kneel before their lord, and likewise, I shall kneel before my lord, Richard Stallman.

fapinux by Bad C dev February 24, 2021

Fapintosh

Using a mac to look at porn because they dont get a virus, aka a fapintosh.

My windows machine always had viruses, my IT buddy recommended I get a fapintosh.

Fapintosh by jlh42581 September 6, 2013

fapicide 

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

fapicide by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013