Fapidextrous 

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

Fapidextrous by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

fapidextrous 

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.

Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.

fapidextrous by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011

fapidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted

fapidextrous by doc_hol October 6, 2013

Fapidextruous 

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.

I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!

Fapidextruous by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009

Fappidextrous 

The ability to fap with both hands.

His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous

Fappidextrous by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014

Fapadextrious 

The ability to masturbate using alternating hands (not both hands at once think of writing with both hands but your penis)

Bro I just discovered I'm fapadextrious

Fapadextrious by Nothunterself December 18, 2013

Fapbidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands

“I caught Caleb jerking off with his left hand last night. Last time I caught him with his right hand. He must be fapbidextrous”

Fapbidextrous by Yolotrooper February 2, 2018