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Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
by Bad C dev August 14, 2022
Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!
Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.
I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.
There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.
I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.
You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.
Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.
You are a good person!
I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.
There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.
I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.
You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.
Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.
You are a good person!
by Bad C dev April 11, 2023
I bully my victim all day and night for being both a slav and an autist, but it's all good bc he's a slavant.
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
The apex are on the prowl!
Primal Fury spawns the following mobs:
Barghest
Dawon
Feradon
Maug
Warg
All of these mobs are ferocious hunters, so thinking like them is the key to survival. At the same time, all of them are elligible for taming, so try trapping one of each of them in holes, if you don’t have treats for every predator, that’s okay; just give them a name so they won’t despawn!
Barghest
Dawon
Feradon
Maug
Warg
All of these mobs are ferocious hunters, so thinking like them is the key to survival. At the same time, all of them are elligible for taming, so try trapping one of each of them in holes, if you don’t have treats for every predator, that’s okay; just give them a name so they won’t despawn!
by Bad C dev October 07, 2021
by Bad C dev October 03, 2021
The sad state of a porn-addicted society where everyone has a dirty mind, so everything is a sex metaphor.
An elementary school teacher named Mrs. Hawthorn is a victim of our hypersexualized society. When Mrs. Hawthorn saw the first-grader sucking the horn of the unicorn on the playground, she nearly had a seizure. Mrs. Hawthorn dragged that first-grader straight to the principal, where he served detention for 3 weeks.
by Bad C dev March 01, 2021