145 definitions by Bad C dev

After I joined NoFap, I pledged to NeverFap again. I'm doing this for my sister, who died while being aggressively raped by a porn addict. Fuck porn!

When I was 3, I wanted to be an astronaut. When I turned 7, I realized I was doomed to be a nevernaut, so I started playing nevernaut games in my ancient (then modern) Internet Explorer 6 browser.

Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

In biology class, we learned that some female seagulls m,m,m with other female seagulls.

Those who use Fox as their primary news source will never be politically conscious for reasons beyond their comprehension.

Urban Dictionary is like a super-massive star except that it's a super-massive pornblog. When too much iron forms, the rate of nuclear fusion in UD will slow down to a point where the outward pressure exerted by the fusion is insufficient to counteract the massive weight of the blog, resulting in a long-drawn-out collapse, leading to the formation of a black hole which will suck in everything within a few light-years. Then, its going to emit Hawking Radiation, leading to the resurrection of Steven Hawking, who will have newfound tractor beams coming from his eyes which he will use to control and subjugate his loyal servents. All hail Steven Hawking, future tyrant of the human race.