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Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.
"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"
Faping by randomcavy May 2, 2010
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Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.
Faping : Fap and nap
Faping by Ntuli October 29, 2018
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Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.
Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.
Faping by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017
Blowing sick clouds from your vape while jerking your dick
Kris: Sorry I couldn't do the presentation last night, I was too busy faping.
Tanner: dont sweat it.
Faping by Tee13one April 26, 2017
Having a good day
Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.
Faping by MuskMaster5000 September 26, 2019

faping rast

when u cant talk and accidentally sound like a chronic masterbator
slurred speech masterbation talking and saying faping rast fast masterbater
faping rast by Mr, Horney April 6, 2015

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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