Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

fapitalism by jessermanx October 18, 2011

fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".

Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.

fapitalism by cynical abe March 29, 2012

fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

fapitalism by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022

Fapitalism

An individual that jerks off about being a socialist whilst reaping the benefits of being a capitalist.

That Bernie Sanders sure is all about Fapitalism.

Fapitalism by anonymous July 19, 2023

capitalism is gay for pay 

capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.

This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.

Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.

You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.

Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.

America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.

An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:

Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms

Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)

A very interesting list.

One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.

This will not end well.

Capitalism isn’t gay; capitalism is gay for pay — actually a distinction without a difference.

capitalism is gay for pay by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

Denture Capitalism 

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

Denture Capitalism by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012