The name given to a fake Pablo. The real Pablo is dead & was replaced by a look a alike: a conspiracy theory thread
Fakeblo: I'm Pablo. There is only one.
Jeff: LIES
The voice of god: That's exactly what Fakeblo would say
Jeff: LIES
The voice of god: That's exactly what Fakeblo would say
by Harusaki October 25, 2017
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But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
Q: You spend all day on FakeBook! We never go out anymore!
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
by ZeroG August 29, 2012
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A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.
"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."
by prinnyfan May 9, 2009
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Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
by PantherB January 4, 2012
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My husband and I had a huge fight, and are on the verge of splitting up, but you will see cutesy the posed pictures from the party we went to on Saturday. I posted them on Fakebook..
by Littlest Monkey August 25, 2013
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Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"
Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."
Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."
by Berty Bert April 13, 2008
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He voted for that misogynistic, racist, Islamaphobic, narcissistic, unstable bully because he read on Fakebook that his opponent knew someone who went to dinner with a Muslim.
by hodag1966 November 18, 2016
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