Posting

The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.

Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 1, 2010

Posting

Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."

I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.

by miesplz October 14, 2011

Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.

i like posting at partys it is fun

by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007

post-post

One who is too cool to be hipster, and will therefore reject hipster styles and tastes. Post-posts, or pomo hipsters, are currently difficult to define only because they tend toward a slightly wider set of tastes than your average stereotype. The most important quality is that a post-post realizes the hippocracy of hipsterism and tries to overcome it. Post-posts will sometimes acknowledge the fact that they are post-post, and if called hipster, will sometimes

Person one: "Does this make me look too hipster?"

Person two: "You're wearing a polo; of course not."

Person one: "Does it make me look too preppy?"

Person two: "Oh my gosh, you are such a post-post!"

by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece November 5, 2011

post to be

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015

post-post

(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.

"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

posted

chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.

I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.

by aBecka June 7, 2005