by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022
Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.
by 2 Madre August 15, 2008
Fake blonde refers to a woman whom natural hair color is not blonde. But she dyed her hair to blond in order to attract more males.
"Fake is always fake, you fake blond can never be a pricess!"
"I'm sure I'm better than you, at least I'm a dirty blond, but you're a fucking Black!"
"I'm sure I'm better than you, at least I'm a dirty blond, but you're a fucking Black!"
by Fake blond March 20, 2009
A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.
by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011
Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp
by satomeow May 19, 2023
siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions
by intofolkwhore August 09, 2023