fakeboarder 

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.

Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."

fakeboarder by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

The Wakeboarder by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

wakeboarder 

A kick ass person who is hooked on the most kick ass sport ever. Examples include Shaun Murray, Parks Bonifay, Dallas Friday, Danny Harf, Dean Smith, Darla Karsting, and Allie Cearley. It's all about dragging your ass out of the water to fly. Anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.

"check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, I'm going to show him up with my indie backroll"

wakeboarder by one of the elite November 13, 2004

Kiss a wakeboarder day 

Every day 24/7 blah blah so they think theres actual text here

Kiss a wakeboarder every day. And just nafional kiss a wakeboarder day

Kiss a wakeboarder day by Themigtyjungle December 18, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022