fagurrito 

A male Hispanic homo sexual that is portly so much that he resembles a burrito in shape

The guy with his shirt on in the pool
...total fagurrito.!

fagurrito by UNITED WRIOT July 7, 2014

figureitoutedness 

When people stop asking stupid annoying questions and just figure it the fuck out for their god damn selves.

Kate kept wondering if she was pregnant until she got some figureitoutedness and went and got the half price EPT down at the gas station.

figureitoutedness by dpgeezy June 18, 2010

Furrito 

Two guys each having sex with the same burrito. Requires the ends be trimmed off the burrito. Each guy takes and end.
An advanced form of sitophilia.

Hey man, you want a furrito? Sure but hold the jalapeno's this time dude...that wrecked me last time.

Furrito by billpickle May 26, 2014

Furrito 

Furrito = For real tho

"No furrito I miss you!"

"Furrito I'm not lying!"

"Are you furrito?"

Furrito by Rod Skwad April 17, 2008

faguito 

fag·uito (f?g'w?to)
n. slang.
1. A homosexual skilled at the sport of water polo.
2. An italian homosexual.
3. An old car.

Origins: When in high school, a young Bobby K. for the first time in the world blurted out the now famous word "faguito". Now used accross the nation, Bobby sits comfortably on his piles of cash.

1.
Bobby:(to Xavier) "I bet that faguito crossing the street wants some testicles!"
Xavier: "You know it!"
2.
Mario: "Hey, I feel like eating some home made italian BSP(Big Sausage Pizza)"
Xavier: "You know it!"
3.
Hardcore half gangster half donkey: "Look at my pimp car, hee-haw"
Bobby: (whispers to Xavier) "That's nothing but a faguito"
Xavier: "You know it!"
Hardcore half gangster half donkey: "What you say, nigga shit?!?!"
Xavier: "nothin"
Bobby: "You know it!"

faguito by Xavier L July 21, 2008

fauxritos 

Mexican chips that come in a galon-sized plastic bag often used at large picnics, or birthday parties that resemble a dorito Mexican chip.

I love to go to gallery openings in San Francisco; I go for the cheap red wine and the fauxritos.

fauxritos by Diego Orjuela January 5, 2008

Spicy Fagarito 

A person that is cool

John: hey bill, your'e one "Spicy Fagarito"

Spicy Fagarito by Noah-n_Cares September 24, 2019