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figureitoutedness 

When people stop asking stupid annoying questions and just figure it the fuck out for their god damn selves.
Kate kept wondering if she was pregnant until she got some figureitoutedness and went and got the half price EPT down at the gas station.
figureitoutedness by dpgeezy June 18, 2010
Two guys each having sex with the same burrito. Requires the ends be trimmed off the burrito. Each guy takes and end.
An advanced form of sitophilia.
Hey man, you want a furrito? Sure but hold the jalapeno's this time dude...that wrecked me last time.
Furrito by billpickle May 26, 2014
Furrito = For real tho
"No furrito I miss you!"

"Furrito I'm not lying!"

"Are you furrito?"
Furrito by Rod Skwad April 17, 2008
fag·uito (f?g'w?to)
n. slang.
1. A homosexual skilled at the sport of water polo.
2. An italian homosexual.
3. An old car.

Origins: When in high school, a young Bobby K. for the first time in the world blurted out the now famous word "faguito". Now used accross the nation, Bobby sits comfortably on his piles of cash.
1.
Bobby:(to Xavier) "I bet that faguito crossing the street wants some testicles!"
Xavier: "You know it!"
2.
Mario: "Hey, I feel like eating some home made italian BSP(Big Sausage Pizza)"
Xavier: "You know it!"
3.
Hardcore half gangster half donkey: "Look at my pimp car, hee-haw"
Bobby: (whispers to Xavier) "That's nothing but a faguito"
Xavier: "You know it!"
Hardcore half gangster half donkey: "What you say, nigga shit?!?!"
Xavier: "nothin"
Bobby: "You know it!"
faguito by Xavier L July 21, 2008

fauxritos 

Mexican chips that come in a galon-sized plastic bag often used at large picnics, or birthday parties that resemble a dorito Mexican chip.
I love to go to gallery openings in San Francisco; I go for the cheap red wine and the fauxritos.
fauxritos by Diego Orjuela January 5, 2008

Spicy Fagarito 

A person that is cool
John: hey bill, your'e one "Spicy Fagarito"
Spicy Fagarito by Noah-n_Cares September 24, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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