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fagurrito 

A male Hispanic homo sexual that is portly so much that he resembles a burrito in shape
The guy with his shirt on in the pool
...total fagurrito.!
fagurrito by UNITED WRIOT July 7, 2014
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figureitoutedness 

When people stop asking stupid annoying questions and just figure it the fuck out for their god damn selves.
Kate kept wondering if she was pregnant until she got some figureitoutedness and went and got the half price EPT down at the gas station.
figureitoutedness by dpgeezy June 18, 2010
Two guys each having sex with the same burrito. Requires the ends be trimmed off the burrito. Each guy takes and end.
An advanced form of sitophilia.
Hey man, you want a furrito? Sure but hold the jalapeno's this time dude...that wrecked me last time.
Furrito by billpickle May 26, 2014
Furrito = For real tho
"No furrito I miss you!"

"Furrito I'm not lying!"

"Are you furrito?"
Furrito by Rod Skwad April 17, 2008
fag·uito (f?g'w?to)
n. slang.
1. A homosexual skilled at the sport of water polo.
2. An italian homosexual.
3. An old car.

Origins: When in high school, a young Bobby K. for the first time in the world blurted out the now famous word "faguito". Now used accross the nation, Bobby sits comfortably on his piles of cash.
1.
Bobby:(to Xavier) "I bet that faguito crossing the street wants some testicles!"
Xavier: "You know it!"
2.
Mario: "Hey, I feel like eating some home made italian BSP(Big Sausage Pizza)"
Xavier: "You know it!"
3.
Hardcore half gangster half donkey: "Look at my pimp car, hee-haw"
Bobby: (whispers to Xavier) "That's nothing but a faguito"
Xavier: "You know it!"
Hardcore half gangster half donkey: "What you say, nigga shit?!?!"
Xavier: "nothin"
Bobby: "You know it!"
faguito by Xavier L July 21, 2008

fauxritos 

Mexican chips that come in a galon-sized plastic bag often used at large picnics, or birthday parties that resemble a dorito Mexican chip.
I love to go to gallery openings in San Francisco; I go for the cheap red wine and the fauxritos.
fauxritos by Diego Orjuela January 5, 2008

Spicy Fagarito 

A person that is cool
John: hey bill, your'e one "Spicy Fagarito"
Spicy Fagarito by Noah-n_Cares September 24, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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