billpickle's definitions

Baskident

An accident or collision in a grocery store or other retail establishment between two or more shopping baskets.

I saw a horrible baskident in Ralph's this morning involving a drunk soccer mom who recklessly sped past the fresh fruits and took out a little old lady.

by billpickle April 18, 2017

Furrito

Two guys each having sex with the same burrito. Requires the ends be trimmed off the burrito. Each guy takes and end.
An advanced form of sitophilia.

Hey man, you want a furrito? Sure but hold the jalapeno's this time dude...that wrecked me last time.

by billpickle May 26, 2014