Mexican chips that come in a galon-sized plastic bag often used at large picnics, or birthday parties that resemble a dorito Mexican chip.
by Diego Orjuela January 5, 2008
Get the fauxritos mug.fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
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When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.
by tonymadman January 20, 2017
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I unfriended him because he clogs up my news feed with the addition of random strangers and uploads from his most recent fauxtoshoot.
by DanInATL October 27, 2010
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by artdrectr August 1, 2008
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by chadb December 6, 2006
Get the fauxjitsu mug.A fauxjito is an approximation of a mojito. It is usually made with a mix of white rum and mojito mix.
Bryan was at a Pirate Party last week, and all they had was a bunch of rum and mojito mix, so he was left no choice but to make himself a fauxjito.
by Phil Lockerby and Bryan Cox September 3, 2007
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