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A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.
Does this jacket make me look portly?
by John Bontke December 05, 2003
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Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)
'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.'
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017
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Adjective. Acting in the manner of a male slut.
Sailing one's ship from port to port.
The portly boy sailed his ship from port to port, making all the ladies crazy.
by Captain HooksIt February 13, 2011
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Has many meanings. As in having a cigarette...or as in feeling tough...or to be a whale like a fat ass...or being a beast or just cool... its pretty much whatever you want it to be
Boys lets go have a portly....Boys are you ready to get portly portly tonight? Woah that dude is short and portly! Im feeling pretty portly today boys.
by Portly Portly September 25, 2009
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Meaning a thick boned girl. A female that is thick, thus looking like the port side of a ship. Not to be mistaken with Porky.
My girl could not fit in the seat at Six Flags without greasing the hinges to her portly rear end.
by pPprpre e May 27, 2018
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