I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 11, 2019
An edge-of-your-seat entertaining occurrence whereby you spot your no-longer-significant-other at a certain locale.
My former boyfriend had broken it off merely because I didn't wanna join him as a vegetarian, but then I saw him dining with several other guys at Sergius's Sumptuous Steaks and Seafood --- talk about exsighting! What a lying hypocrite --- I guess that HE HIMSELF can't resist the allure of a good pot-roast or a side-dish of crunchy bacon-strips sometimes!
by QuacksO February 5, 2023