pm

1. private message or personal message - messaging someone personally in a one-to-one chat. synonym: direct message, or dm.

2. pretty much.

3. prime minister.

George: the easiest way to contact the pm is to pm them.
Sargon: pm the pm?
George: pm.

by niggalas sage June 09, 2019

pm

pretty much

when someone shows you a funny relatable meme and you say pm

by ceraya sweeney April 27, 2018

pm

Prime Minister, used in common speech

john howard should be shot, hes a lousy pm

by Nezbit. April 19, 2005

PM

on various message boards you can PM or "Private Message" someone

by Dinoras August 09, 2003

PMS

When a woman is going through the pain of one of her internal organs shedding a layer. This may cause her to have a lower tolerance for incompetence and is why pmsing has such negative connotations.
If you happen to be the incompetent dingwad that pissed off a pmsing female, be kind to those around you and don't go off complaining about "how much of a bitch she is".
Caution: if a girl is angry don't just ask her if she is pmsing. Believe it or not that is one of the most infuriating things someone can say. Its like saying she cant be angry. Even if some shit just went down.

Jerry: god Penny why are you so angry? Are you pmsing or something?
Penny: no I'm not pmsing I have a genuine reason to be angry!

Later....
Jerry: oh my god Penny was such a bitch today. She got angry at me for cheating on her. Can you believe it? I bet she was pmsing or something.

Steve: Didn't she say she wasn't? And why wouldn't she get angry? You were being a dingwad.

by D.L.O.T.U. June 12, 2014

PM

Pretty Much

we won that game pm

by TheAverageLookingGuy February 26, 2017

PMS

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*

by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004