son of a bitch

The Funniest Thing Your Mom Can Call You.

Mom: You Son Of A Bitch , Ill Kill You!
Me: HaHaHa!

by Stevie-C July 7, 2005

son of a bitch

something you can call a motherfucking bastard.

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch

by Irishspringgreengreen April 12, 2020

son of a bitch

1) Worst thing to call your father and 2) a curse used by Dean Winchester to express his great disbelief or anger at a situation.

1) Son: "Dad, how could you?! You son of a bitch!"
Dad: "Don't talk about your grandmother that way!"

2)*watches blonde cheerleader walk into house of murder vic*
Dean: "Son of a bitch."
Sam: "What?"
Dean: "Nothing, call you right back."

by BNILTIAC June 16, 2011

son of a bitch

Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.

1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.

by Sollord December 24, 2006

son of a bitch

The parents of u/Y108HMZFS;

"My parents took away my laptop, so I missed online class. The teacher called them and now they blame me for it. (That happened before the Easter holidays)"

Cba to write an example. Too much effort for just 7 internet points.
Son of a bitch

by bigniggapenis April 13, 2020

son of a bitch

a phrase most commonly used to insult someone else; however it more specifically insults the person's parents, mainly their mother (in calling them a bitch)

person 1: "You son of a bitch!"
person 2: "I know... my mom IS a bitch."

by Bob Surely October 11, 2007

son of a bitch

A term for somebody (usually a male) that you hate with a passion. An asshole.

Son of a bitch in different languages:

Gaelic: Mac ghalla
Welsh: Ap ast
Spanish: Hijo de una puta
Portuguese: Filho de una puta
Italian: Figlio di una puta
French: Fils de une putain
Dutch: Zoon van een kutwijf
German: Sohn eines Schlampe

by Lorelili January 8, 2006