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enlightedness by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009
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enlightenedsilence
Noun: Enlightenedsilence is an internet nomad who appears in random places where he/she/apache is not needed but somehow manages to improve stuff whether it's necessary or not. Nobody knows how to become one and to date there are no tutorials online how to aquire the skill set in a short period of time. Some say it takes at least 15 years online experience to become one.
Version 2, noun: moment of sudden inner enlightenment where you smirk in the glory of realizing something greater and beyond the grasp of other people. So you just sit there in silence, smug and enlightened.
Verb: To shut someone up with superior intellect and far deeper knowledge of trolling
Version 2, noun: moment of sudden inner enlightenment where you smirk in the glory of realizing something greater and beyond the grasp of other people. So you just sit there in silence, smug and enlightened.
Verb: To shut someone up with superior intellect and far deeper knowledge of trolling
Mandy managed to totally enlightenedsilence that trolling twat in that chat room.
Jeff got totally enlightenedsilenced by that random dude on that board there
I had a total moment of enlightenedsilence after watching "interstellar"
Dylan is sitting there in total enlightenedsilence while we have trouble comprehending the explanation to the sky being blue. Man I hate him.
Jeff got totally enlightenedsilenced by that random dude on that board there
I had a total moment of enlightenedsilence after watching "interstellar"
Dylan is sitting there in total enlightenedsilence while we have trouble comprehending the explanation to the sky being blue. Man I hate him.
enlightenedsilence by Gabriel Maybel December 15, 2016
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