Eighted 

As a Verizon wireless subscriber, you have the ability to press "8" and respond to another Verizon subscriber's voicemail. When the new voicemail is received, most users believe that you called them back but they missed your call. Excellent tool to utilize when someone expects a live call but you do not have the time or inclination to speak.

Jerry left me a message about our date on Friday night, but I'm running into a meeting so I just eighted him.

Eighted by Jenna Jameson Jr. April 16, 2009

Eighted 

When you on accident knock out a women

GET EIGHTED

Eighted by Eggzy March 16, 2021

eighted-out 

when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's

I was filling up my car with gas I new I was having a bad fuel day when I looked up at the pump and saw the gallons slowly increase while the dollars were eighted-out.

eighted-out by Michael_Hunt August 5, 2008

Page Eighted 

Being exposed as a fraud or a fake or a lying basturd.

That two faced lying son of a bitch Morsereg got page eighted

Page Eighted by Croinc September 2, 2003

Page Eighted 

To accidentally expose yourself in a lie, spoof, or scam. The proper response after page eighting oneself is "SONOFABITCH!"

H4h4 R0FL j00 +0+a11y p4g3 8ed j00!

SONOFABITCH!!!

Page Eighted by Anonymous September 4, 2003

eighteen o'clock 

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

eighteen o'clock by jpg3 September 21, 2011

row eighteen 

Refers to public masturbation.

Can also be used to refer to any scandalous, embarrassing, or humiliating act performed in public, which act is followed by media attention and public scorn.

This phrase gained popularity following the infamous incident on United Flight 340 to Denver in mid-May, 2011, where an individual reportedly masturbated "to the point of ejaculation" while sitting in row eighteen. He was subsequently arrested and faces criminal misdemeanor charges.

That dude Row Eighteened it at work! I hear the receptionist is going to need therapy.

I'm going to drink some Four Loko and start Row Eighteenin' it at the club tonight.

I can't believe that guy just streaked through Wrigley Field and urinated on second base. He must have been sitting in Row Eighteen.

row eighteen by chindonya115 October 5, 2011