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Eighted

As a Verizon wireless subscriber, you have the ability to press "8" and respond to another Verizon subscriber's voicemail. When the new voicemail is received, most users believe that you called them back but they missed your call. Excellent tool to utilize when someone expects a live call but you do not have the time or inclination to speak.
Jerry left me a message about our date on Friday night, but I'm running into a meeting so I just eighted him.
by Jenna Jameson Jr. April 16, 2009
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by Eggzy March 16, 2021
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eighted-out

when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's
I was filling up my car with gas I new I was having a bad fuel day when I looked up at the pump and saw the gallons slowly increase while the dollars were eighted-out.
by Michael_Hunt August 5, 2008
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Page Eighted

Being exposed as a fraud or a fake or a lying basturd.
That two faced lying son of a bitch Morsereg got page eighted
by Croinc September 2, 2003
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Page Eighted

To accidentally expose yourself in a lie, spoof, or scam. The proper response after page eighting oneself is "SONOFABITCH!"
H4h4 R0FL j00 +0+a11y p4g3 8ed j00!

SONOFABITCH!!!
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.
At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"
by jpg3 September 21, 2011
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row eighteen

Refers to public masturbation.

Can also be used to refer to any scandalous, embarrassing, or humiliating act performed in public, which act is followed by media attention and public scorn.

This phrase gained popularity following the infamous incident on United Flight 340 to Denver in mid-May, 2011, where an individual reportedly masturbated "to the point of ejaculation" while sitting in row eighteen. He was subsequently arrested and faces criminal misdemeanor charges.
That dude Row Eighteened it at work! I hear the receptionist is going to need therapy.

I'm going to drink some Four Loko and start Row Eighteenin' it at the club tonight.

I can't believe that guy just streaked through Wrigley Field and urinated on second base. He must have been sitting in Row Eighteen.
by chindonya115 October 5, 2011
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