eMath

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Verb()To mentally abuse somebody with cramming and math.
E-Extra
M-Mental
A-Abuse

T-To

H-Human
This is even far worse than math itself.

Person 1:Do want to go eMath today?
Person 2:OH HELL NO, your such a fucking nerd

Person 1:Asian loved eMath
Person 2: shut the fuck up your racist

eMath by Werwereop September 3, 2019

Words you can keep

Ematt

The type of guy who is not actually gay, but acts zesty as hell.

Bro why are your toes curled? You're acting like a total Ematt right now

Ematt by Josa$$ November 2, 2022

Related Words

eMath • Emathculate • empath • Eathan • Emoth • Eathen • EMAH • Empathetic • EatHam • emothic

Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

Empathy Boner by Sirencio April 16, 2012

Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathicide

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.

My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.

Empathicide by Swangirl December 29, 2010

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Empathetic Bowel Movement by quagblar December 8, 2013

Radical Empathy

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.

Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!

Radical Empathy by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026