Sometimes there is ice and sometimes there's notice.

Example 1:
P1: Woah Duddddde.. I love driving fast
P2: You should really pay attention to the speed limit
P1: Where is that?!
P2: Look at the notice mate
CRAAAASH!!!

Example 2:
P1: Uggghh FFS.. Another Bloody Notification
P1: I don't care that someone else has taken the same quiz as me!!!

Example 3:
P1: Hey... I noticed you noticing me.. and I wanted you to notice that I noticed you noticing me.. and next time I notice you noticing me.. I want you to notice that I noticed you noticing me.. without me having to say so ;)
P2: F**CCKKK YOUU!
P1: WTF?!
P3: LOLOLOLOLOL

'STOP'
"I'm driving here!"

Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?

Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder

*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes

Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice