Eathen 

Eathen is a smart guy. He is kind and he knows just how to tease a girls heart. At times he can be a bit of a flirt but he always means the best. Eathens are tall and usually tend to smell good. His kind words will attract you to him and all your friends will love him too. If you ever date an Eathen be carful because you will never want to leave his arms and end up spending hours on your phone just so you can talk to him. He is a very handsome guy and you will fall in love with him instantly. When you first meet him he will try to push you away but it’s because he is a shy and caring guy. Take care of him and he will take care of you. Be yourself around him, Eathen will always go for the girl who isn’t faking her personality. If you ever have an eathen in your life cherish him because you will need him to live as much as you need air to breathe.

Girl one: hey, do you see that guy over there?
Girl two: yeah, what about him?
Girl one: don’t you think he’s hot?
Girl two: yeah but I don’t stand a chance with him, he’s Eathen!

Eathen by Mia Parendo December 7, 2019

Eathen 

This is the kind of guy that girls dream about. He is smart, funny, creative, sweet, generous and that's just to name a few things. He is super adorable and will do anything in his power to make you happy. A bit stubborn at times but is amazing at cuddling. If you ever need him all you have to do is give him a call and he'll be there. Even if he tends to be kind of quiet sometimes if he falls in love with you you'll know. It's hard not to fall in love with an Eathen. If you ever have an Eathen in your life treat him right because if you don't he might just walk away and never come back. I love you Eathen!

Girl 1: Why are guys such jerks?
Girl 2: Not all guys, my boyfriend Eathen is the best! Last week he made homemade chicken noodle soup for me when I was sick.

Girl 1: Seriously? Wow you're lucky.

Eathen by Jewel July 29, 2016

Eathen 

Eathen when you meet an Eathen you will start the fell you want to kill yourself. Eathen is a bitch. And once you meet an Eathen he will never leave you alone.

Eathen-you want to be late for class
Me-no

Eathen-to bad (locks locker open.)

Eathen by Summer Johnson January 9, 2018

Eathen 

I vile name hated but those called Ian The eathen is a weird and strange creature that should not exist you can never trust an eathen and they will betray you at some point in there lives. If you know someone named eathen cut all contact with them asap

Did you here that Ian is a more popular name that eathen

Eathen by Puglorf December 9, 2021

Eathen 

A person who is addicted to Dr. Pepper.

You’re such an Eathen!

Eathen by ClassyRobot August 1, 2022

Cool Eathen 

Cool Eathen... the coolest guy around... currently running 4 presdent.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool eathen for presdent.....He wants u........He wants ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool Eathen by leeroy Leeroyson January 24, 2004

Kool Eathen 

the coolest man alive
has to be voted as presdent
likes boys in the shower with quinlan and gilburt

kool eathen for presdant!!!!!!!
the koolest kid on the block...
so get your bonners up and
call KOOL EATHEN FOR PRESDANT
he will bum you in the showers with gilburt and quinlan......good luck eathen

Kool Eathen by fishhh April 11, 2004