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Eathen is a smart guy. He is kind and he knows just how to tease a girls heart. At times he can be a bit of a flirt but he always means the best. Eathens are tall and usually tend to smell good. His kind words will attract you to him and all your friends will love him too. If you ever date an Eathen be carful because you will never want to leave his arms and end up spending hours on your phone just so you can talk to him. He is a very handsome guy and you will fall in love with him instantly. When you first meet him he will try to push you away but it’s because he is a shy and caring guy. Take care of him and he will take care of you. Be yourself around him, Eathen will always go for the girl who isn’t faking her personality. If you ever have an eathen in your life cherish him because you will need him to live as much as you need air to breathe.
Girl one: hey, do you see that guy over there?
Girl two: yeah, what about him?
Girl one: don’t you think he’s hot?
Girl two: yeah but I don’t stand a chance with him, he’s Eathen!
by Mia Parendo December 07, 2019
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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My son. 🥺❤️ He is also known as Eat-Hen. He likes eating hens and is very hot. 🥺❤️
Oooh Eathen is really hot!
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This is the kind of guy that girls dream about. He is smart, funny, creative, sweet, generous and that's just to name a few things. He is super adorable and will do anything in his power to make you happy. A bit stubborn at times but is amazing at cuddling. If you ever need him all you have to do is give him a call and he'll be there. Even if he tends to be kind of quiet sometimes if he falls in love with you you'll know. It's hard not to fall in love with an Eathen. If you ever have an Eathen in your life treat him right because if you don't he might just walk away and never come back. I love you Eathen!
Girl 1: Why are guys such jerks?
Girl 2: Not all guys, my boyfriend Eathen is the best! Last week he made homemade chicken noodle soup for me when I was sick.

Girl 1: Seriously? Wow you're lucky.
by Jewel March 12, 2016
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Eathen when you meet an Eathen you will start the fell you want to kill yourself. Eathen is a bitch. And once you meet an Eathen he will never leave you alone.
Eathen-you want to be late for class
Me-no

Eathen-to bad (locks locker open.)
by Summer Johnson January 09, 2018
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