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Emathculate 

Combines two words: emasculate and math. Together, it means to make (a person, idea, argument, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective using math.
Person 1: In 3D coordinates, the Y-axis is always up.
Person 2: Actually, the labels are arbitrary and there tend to be two common standards: Y-axis up or Z-axis up.
Person 3: Oh! He just emathculated you!
Emathculate by wormhole009 August 28, 2018
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emasculate 

Castrate, expurgate, to render effiminent. To remove the (male) genitals from.
He was mentally emasculated by the harsh tone in her voice.
emasculate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.
The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.
Emasculated by Kirlong March 14, 2010

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.
The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus
eMACulate chorus by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

Emoticulate 

Having or showing the ability to use appropriate emoticons.
“It’s odd, my friend only text in emojis but I always understand his intent, he is very emoticulate."
Emoticulate by MrMiyagisBeard August 4, 2016

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.
Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
emasculated by poja August 2, 2004

emasculate 

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.
Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!
emasculate by tegthethird January 3, 2010
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