10 definition by quagblar

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1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.
by quagblar March 05, 2007

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One who eats the flesh of animals
I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.
by quagblar March 05, 2007

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A bagle that has been toasted.
Could I have some Jew Toast please?!
by quagblar March 03, 2007

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To give somebody an inadequate amount of something.
Hey man. Don't jewball me. There are plenty of mashed potatos.
by quagblar December 07, 2013

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Is a person who is large, loved by a few, but loathed by many. A Jer-Bear likes to eat anything that has salt, fat, and protein. Recreational behaviors usually involve games that are digitally based. A Jer-Bear will often go to conventions dressed as a character from those games.
My friend is such a Jer-Bear.
by quagblar December 07, 2013

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Derogatory word refering to some one of Arab heritage.
Fuck those Desert Bums.
by quagblar March 02, 2007

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An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.
by quagblar December 08, 2013

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