Definitions by quagblar

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Empathetic Bowel Movement by quagblar December 8, 2013

Jer-Bear 

Is a person who is large, loved by a few, but loathed by many. A Jer-Bear likes to eat anything that has salt, fat, and protein. Recreational behaviors usually involve games that are digitally based. A Jer-Bear will often go to conventions dressed as a character from those games.

My friend is such a Jer-Bear.

Jer-Bear by quagblar December 7, 2013

Jewball

To give somebody an inadequate amount of something.

Hey man. Don't jewball me. There are plenty of mashed potatos.

Jewball by quagblar December 7, 2013

carnivore

One who eats the flesh of animals

I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.

carnivore by quagblar March 7, 2007

Ashley Simpson 

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.

This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.

Ashley Simpson by quagblar March 7, 2007

Desert Bum 

Derogatory word refering to some one of Arab heritage.

Fuck those Desert Bums.

Desert Bum by quagblar March 4, 2007

velvet noodle 

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

velvet noodle by quagblar March 4, 2007