Jer-Bear

Is a person who is large, loved by a few, but loathed by many. A Jer-Bear likes to eat anything that has salt, fat, and protein. Recreational behaviors usually involve games that are digitally based. A Jer-Bear will often go to conventions dressed as a character from those games.

My friend is such a Jer-Bear.

by quagblar December 07, 2013

carnivore

One who eats the flesh of animals

I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.

by quagblar March 05, 2007

Desert Bum

Derogatory word refering to some one of Arab heritage.

Fuck those Desert Bums.

by quagblar March 03, 2007

velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

by quagblar March 03, 2007

nimrod

A rod used to measure the oil level of the whatchamacallit

please check the nimrod

by quagblar March 03, 2007

Jewball

To give somebody an inadequate amount of something.

Hey man. Don't jewball me. There are plenty of mashed potatos.

by quagblar December 08, 2013

Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.

This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.

by quagblar March 05, 2007