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Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?
Eat Ham by Anonymous ๐Ÿ September 10, 2020
A person (usually a male) who "eats" or performs oral sex on a woman's genitals.
Joe: Yooo John, I heard Sean licked his girls vagina!

John: Oh mann, hes an Eatamon!
Eatamon by BigManz November 21, 2010

Eathan Levek

The Best Friend a guy could have
Eathan Levek has a large cock
Some hard ass nigga who ainโ€™t never lacking and always ready to let it off, he gets mad shorties but he will never find the love of his life. But the nigga donโ€™t chase hoes or love em, but he stay true and loyal to his niggas.
Yo eathan wassup papito!
Eathan by Fuckshitbicthcasslips October 21, 2018

etham ryham 

When people named Ethan and Ryan enjoy some ham together
Im going to have an etham ryham today!
etham ryham by Radfluffyjeff February 17, 2021

Easthampton

1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.

2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Let's go to Easthampton and loiter around the 7-11 until the cops get pissed.
Easthampton by Lee Iacocca May 22, 2005