Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sirencio

Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

Merch

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

Dick Food by Sirencio February 17, 2012

Merch

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

Dick Food by Sirencio December 8, 2011

Merch