Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.
It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.
by Sirencio December 08, 2011
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Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.
I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.
by Sirencio April 16, 2012
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Dick Food

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.
Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.
by Sirencio February 17, 2012
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