problems 

Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!

While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!

problems by 44431 October 27, 2011

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The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

problems by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Problems 

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

Problems by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur October 18, 2008

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To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

Problems by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

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To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

problems by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

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Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

Problems by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

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Something people have only for a while.

She beat the guy's dog to death with a baseball bat, and then what problems?

Problems by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021